video by http://twitter.com/simesgreen

Business at Croydon’s Crown Hill franchise of Kentucky Fried Chicken
has gone through the roof
since nude near-table dancing club For Your Eyes Only
opened directly across the street

South London men like cheap meat

We go out
Hunting women in packs
Watching each other’s backs
Play XBox to relax
Dream of slaughtering our enemies

We get high
Index of Body Mass
Shake our overweight ass
Fail the tests for the SAS
Chilli on the chicken doner please

Down the hill, a man pisses against a wall
A doner kebab in his free hand
Chilli sauce and grease drip from the kebab
Congealing like wax in the urine around his feet

South London men like cheap meat

We go out
Hunting women in packs
Watching each other’s backs
Play XBox to relax
Dream of slaughtering our enemies

We get high
Index of Body Mass
Shake our overweight ass
Fail the tests for the SAS
Chilli on the chicken doner please

Finish your Fat Belly’s Breakfast and it’s on the house
So, while he’s gagging on bacon rinds and he’s got chest pain consistent with the beginnings of coronary heart disease
His mates are watching
And there’s no way he’s going to admit defeat

South London men like cheap meat

And they say love is half your burger on the N109 night bus out through Brixton
And they say love is half your burger on the N109 night bus out through Streatham
And they say love is half your burger on the N109 night bus out through Norbury
And they say love is half your burger on the N109 night bus down to Croydon