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Internationally known – on the Casiotone

Wiimote-controlled pseudo-chiptune shouty synthpop/ inventors of CheapSynth.com. “The beats may be synthesised, but the anguish is real.”

Dave Pape: Vocals – keyboards – programming – music – lyrics

Dave Green: Wii Guitar drum/bass interface – vocals – lyrics – music

Obvious influences: Big Black – LCD Soundsystem – The Streets – Vince Clarke – Peaches – Public Enemy – early PWEI – Jim Steinman – Alec Empire – Carter USM – Shampoo

No booking is too small – no fee is too big

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